tomriidle:

• Gives nose/forehead kisses: d r a c o omg he’s a sucker for forehead kisses he does it whenever he can. it’s his little reminder to hermione that he loves her and he never fails to kiss her fifty thousand times a day
• Gets jealous the most: they both do?? draco bc he’s terrified of losing hermione bc he honestly thinks she’s too good for him and he doesn’t deserve her. hermione bc she has nightmares sometimes, about draco dying or something
• Picks the other up from the bar when they’re too drunk to drive: hermione and she’ll scold him all the way home but stroke his hair as he slumps over the toilet bowl
• Takes care of on sick days: draco bc for some reason he doesn’t get sick as often as hermione does (”probably exhaustion, you should stay awake reading less hermione” “shut up draco”) and merlin, he’ll be such a fussy, natty person?? constantly checking hermione’s temperature and offering her food (at which she glares at him) and cuddling her (”you’ll get sick” “pssh are you kidding me? malfoys don’t get sick” and he falls ill a week later)
• Drags the other person out into the water on beach day: hermione 
• Gives unprompted massages: draco. hermione’s always working and gets all knotted up from bending over a desk for long periods of time
• Drives/rides shotgun: malfoys dont drive. we have chauffeurs for that
• Brings the other lunch at work: draco!!!! bc hermione forgets to eat all the time and seeing him always sends her coworkers into a tizzle and he gets amused and hermione punches him in the arm bc merlin you’re such a flirt
• Has the better parental relationship: both tbh they’re rly involved in their children’s lives
• Tries to start role-playing in bed: lmao no
• Embarrassingly drunk dancer: draco, he’s the only one who drinks albeit sporadically and usually not that much
• Still cries watching Titanic: hermione bc she’s a sucker for punishment (and also likes how draco rolls his eyes and cuddles her as he pats her back)
• Firmly believes in couples costumes: draco
• Breaks the expensive gift rule during Christmas: dRA c O like omg he freaking loves spoiling hermione and getting her the best of everything. it’s his way of showing her loves her so freaking much and it annoys her sometimes but she’s learned to live with it
• Makes the other eat breakfast: draco bc hermione sleeps in all the time
• Remembers anniversaries: hermione
• Brings up having kids: hermione bc she’s always wanted to have kids running around the house. draco doesn’t say it but he’s reluctant bc he didn’t exactly have the best father figure growing up so what if he screws up? hermione constantly assures him that he would be a wonderful father and would be nothing like Lucius

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